Your social media employee

Hire your social media employee.
First two weeks: $27.

Showing up on social every week is the job nobody wants. Including you. So hire the employee built for it. Your brand, studied before day one. Finished posts and video, every week. Your only job: tap approve. That's the actual portal on the right. Take the tour.

Starts working the day you sign up Cancel anytime, two clicks We remind you before anything renews
Inside your portal
See what's inside

This is what you're actually buying.

Not screenshots. The real portal, filmed top to bottom: your week waiting for review, the sandbox where you experiment, the drop box for your photos and clips, and your brand kit.

Your week, readyEvery Monday: posts and video, built and scheduled. You flip off anything you don't want and tap approve.
The Brand LabDescribe any idea and watch it become a real post in about ten minutes. Keep it, and your brand learns.
Send us stuffPhotos, clips, voice notes. Whatever you drop in comes back finished and on brand.
Your brand kitColors, fonts, logo, voice: built for you before day one, yours to tune anytime.

The full tour runs 105 seconds. Cheaper than a discovery call, and nobody asks for your budget.

The proof

This is what showing up looks like.

Real work this engine designed, wrote, and published for real local businesses, on time, every week. Yours starts the day you sign up.

Filmed on his phone, finished by the engine
Real photo of a tuk tuk with a guest driving, finished tour post
Their real photo, local tours
Real portrait of a creator against a painted color wall
Her own photography, creator brand
Vintage poster style post for a local tour company
Designed from scratch, local tours
Real family photo, founder carrying his daughters
A real Tuesday, marketing studio
Moody forest quote card
Quote card, designed
Animated post, in motion
Real customers posing with two tuk tuks after a pub crawl
Real customers, after the pub crawl
Real screenshot of a live product widget
Real product screenshot, pharmacy tech
Illustrated character post for a pharmacy
Their on-screen character, optional
Real lifestyle photo outside a cafe
Her real photo, cafe collab
Not the AI slop you've seen

Your real life leads. Always.

He filmed twenty messy seconds on his phone. His employee edited it, captioned it, branded it, and shipped it. That's the rule here: your photos, your footage, your voice notes come first. Designed work fills the gaps. It never pretends to be you.

Filmed on a phone
Real customers posing with two tuk tuks after a pub crawl, finished post

On the inside: drop any clip into your portal and your first fully edited, on-brand video comes back from the same video pipeline, captions and all. That's the feature people stay for.

The format people save and share

It builds carousels. Real ones.

This is an actual five-slide carousel the engine built for a tour company, from their own photo library. Swipe it like their customers did.

Carousel slide 1: cover Carousel slide 2: real tour stop photo Carousel slide 3: rider detail Carousel slide 4: real tour stop photo Carousel slide 5: closing call to action

Swipe · every slide from their real photos · captions in their voice

What you're actually hiring

Day one, the work is already done.

$27 is what it costs us to onboard your new employee, not a fee to look around. Here is what's waiting when you log in.

01

Your brand is built before you ever log in.

It reads your website first: colors, voice, look. You open the door and your brand kit is already on the desk.

02

Drop a messy clip. Get back a finished, on-brand video.

The full video editing pipeline is inside: your footage comes back edited, captioned, and branded, ready to post. Nobody else hands you that.

03

Carousels, animated posts, quote cards: a full mix, all in your brand.

You just swiped a real one. Built from their photos and their facts, and you set how many of each format in the portal.

04

It learns your taste. Permanently.

Keep a post you love and your brand learns why: every future week inherits it. Toss one and it's gone without a trace. The feed gets more you, week after week.

05

You tap approve on Monday. It publishes itself all week.

One ping, two minutes, and posts go out on schedule without you touching them.

The portfolio

Walk through a week of finished work.

This is what "handled" looks like: designed, written, human reviewed, ready to publish. Tap any piece to see it up close.

Your brand · your voice · built for you
Your only job

Two minutes on Monday. That's it.

Your employee works all week. You get one ping, look over the week, and tap approve from your phone. That's the entire job description on your side of the desk.

Week arrives You approve Published all week
KODA Social EngineMon 8:00 AM
Your week is ready to review
6 posts + 1 video, designed and scheduled. Tap approve and you're done until next Monday.
Approve allRequest changes
What happened when we hired it

We were the first ones to stop doing this job.

"I was the social media manager here. Seven brands, and I could barely get one or two posts out a week for each of them. Today all seven get a full week of posts and video, every single week, and my entire job is one review over Monday morning coffee."

Chris, KODA co-founder. He used to do this job by hand.
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You published 400% more posts in the last 7 days and got 50% more new followers. 1h

The platform noticed. A notification that landed on a client's account one week after the engine took over.

400%more posts published
+50%new followers, week one
+200%tour bookings, one client

"Our tour bookings have gone up 200% with consistent posting and quality content people like to see."

Tuk Tuk Naperville

"I get a ping that my content is generating Sunday night, and approve it to go out during my Monday morning coffee. That's it!"

USave Pharmacy Buying Group

"We're able to reach a younger clientele with our character videos. We're too busy to film and I don't want to. With this, it's done for me."

USave Pharmacy, Grand Island
The hire, compared

What this employee replaces.

A human social media manager runs $1,500 to $3,000 a month, and most agencies won't even take the weekly organic job. Your employee does it every week without being asked.

Designer+Video editor+Caption writer+Scheduler≈ $2,100/mo
VS
Your employee, from $197/mo
Start today

$27. Here's exactly what happens.

The Trial · 14 days · everything included
$27 today

The whole engine. Nothing held back.

Day 0

Your brand gets built. Website read, brand kit made, portal link texted to you.

Week 1-2

Finished posts and video land, generated and curated for your brand, yours to use.

Day 11

We remind you your trial is wrapping up, like we promised. No surprise renewals, ever.

Day 14

You choose: keep it from $197/mo, upgrade to everything handled for you at $397/mo, or cancel in two clicks from your portal.

Hire your employee: $27

$27 today for 14 days of full access. Unless you cancel, your subscription continues automatically at $197/mo after the trial (less than a tenth of a typical social media manager). Cancel anytime, two clicks in your portal, no call required. We send a reminder before your trial ends and before anything ever renews.

Want it fully handled from day one?
The Engine: everything scheduled and published for you, $397/mo.
Start the Engine
Agency or multi-brand?
White Label runs the engine for your whole roster, from $597/mo. Available on request.
Fair questions

The questions people actually text us.

Is this just AI-generated content?
No. That's the rule the whole engine is built on: your real photos, footage, and voice notes always lead. Its best trick is editing YOUR material into finished posts and video. A person reviews everything before it publishes. Nothing pretends to be you.
What do I actually get for $27?
Fourteen days of the whole engine: your brand built before you log in, two weeks of finished posts and video, and the portal that runs it. $27 is our real cost of doing that work. You keep everything either way.
What happens when the trial ends?
You choose, and we remind you first. Keep it at $197/mo, upgrade to everything-handled at $397/mo, or cancel in two clicks from your portal. The day-11 reminder is a promise, not a maybe.
Do I have to be on camera?
No. Film 20 messy seconds when you feel like it and it comes back finished and captioned. Never want to film? An on-screen character built for your brand can do the talking.
Is there a contract?
No. Month to month, cancel anytime, two clicks. We remind you before anything renews. Consistency is ours to prove, not yours to promise.
What do you need from me each week?
About two minutes: read the Monday ping, tap approve. Photos and footage from you are optional, and always make it better.
The job nobody wants

It's about to be handled.

Your brand, showing up every week, without you touching it. Two weeks from now you'll know exactly what that feels like.

Start for $27

14 days · everything included · cancel in two clicks

Start for $27
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